Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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