put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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