He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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