I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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