He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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