Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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