so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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