ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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