I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
me + whiskey = a bad person
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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