"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
