someone owes me an orgasm
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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