I didn't shave. On purpose
the condom got lost in my hair
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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