Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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