Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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