Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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