They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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