what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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