and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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