there was a trapeze. enough said
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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