"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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