i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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