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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"

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(919): View more from North Carolina

They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible

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(605): View more from South Dakota

it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.

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(530): View more from California

Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.

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(347): View more from New York

i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled

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(443): View more from Maryland

me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take

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(816): View more from Missouri

Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom

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(517): View more from Michigan

You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.

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