You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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