i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
