wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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