It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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