Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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