fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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