I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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