Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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