I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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