Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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