bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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