Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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