My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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