How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize