Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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