We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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