i just google imaged poop.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
