i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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