I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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