i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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