Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
