Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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