things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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