Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
