i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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