I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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