so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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