The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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