I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
