i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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