Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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