He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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