Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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